WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please explain before I snap? Seriously In The Hell?! Dude, this is completely ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like the univers